Every FRIGGIN time, Microsoft?

Every time my machine at work does a Windows update that causes a reboot, it loses my monitor settings. The 1600x1200 CRT reverts to 1280x1024, the portrait monitor reverts to landscape, the positions reset to the portrait monitor on the right instead of the left, and the wrong monitor becomes primary. 3 or 4 times in a row now.

Ah well, first world problems.
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