A haiku:

[johnridley]

All this useless crap
out of the hidden corners
into the trash can

• Moshe Yudkowsky - I think I might modify one word, make this into a plaque, and place it on the wall of my office.
  
• John Ridley - Enjoy.
  It amazes me that even after 3 years of cruising the house looking for stuff to throw away, crap like this still keeps surfacing.